Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
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As shirtless as possible
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
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I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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