Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
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basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
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Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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