3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
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My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
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Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
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