Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
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I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
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Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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