so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
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You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
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I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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