I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
She's 40ish and I couldn't wake her up with a stick of dynamite. My sheets are going to be covered in glitter lotion and smell like grape vodka and shattered dreams tomorrow.
Aren't divorce parties fun?
You and I have very different definitions of fun.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
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go home
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
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St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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