I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
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I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
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I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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