And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
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she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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