Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
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The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
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Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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