fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
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ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
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Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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