On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
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she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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