I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
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I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
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Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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