I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
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100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
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Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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