when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
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he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
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If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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