This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
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of course. lets lasso hookers.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
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Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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