need another drink. this is the easiest way
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
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He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
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You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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