It's Friday. Sex?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
you win again, gameday.
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I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
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I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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