I just saw a hot homeless man
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
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There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
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I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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