Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
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When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
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Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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