if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
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i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
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Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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