Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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