You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
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The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
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He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Dear god my vagina.
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