You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
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I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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