I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
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Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
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I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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