So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
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i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
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How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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