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yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
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Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
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Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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