the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
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Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
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just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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