It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
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You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
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I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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