Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
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I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
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there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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