hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
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i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
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I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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