508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
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we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
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Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
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