There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
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Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
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Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
did i just pee glitter
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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