No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
only if we run a train.
done.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
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If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
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say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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