Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Operation Purity has been aborted
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Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
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I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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