Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
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He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
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How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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