Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
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it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
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lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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