I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
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He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
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Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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