i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
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I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
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You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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