she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
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every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
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I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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