I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
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The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
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I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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