i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
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tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
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Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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