So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
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I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
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this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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