Is it normal to miss your booty call?
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
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he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
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I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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