I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
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Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
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lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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