Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
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I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
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I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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