i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
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i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
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I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
we're so committed to being not committed
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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