You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
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How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
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Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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