Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
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You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
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Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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