Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
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it was like fucking gandolphs beard
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
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I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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