..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
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Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
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YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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